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leonardhchekov:

Pushing Daisies (2007) || Hannibal (2013)
  10:11 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 6,949 notes ]


portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

  9:45 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 60,029 notes ]


sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

(Source: not-burnie)

  5:39 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 136,714 notes ]


collegehumor:

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

collegehumor:

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

(Source: reddit.com)

  12:24 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 3,832 notes ]


alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

  12:13 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 76,455 notes ]


total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.

Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half

But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge

Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

  12:13 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 86,387 notes ]


koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

  12:12 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 100,153 notes ]


(Source: aimemente)

  12:10 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 58,632 notes ]


(Source: jonyorkblog)

  8:09 am, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 93,838 notes ]


  8:08 am, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 817 notes ]


elfgrove:

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

5 of 20 are female. 15 of 20 are male.

At 25%, the insecure gamer dudebro begins to feel outnumbered.

  8:05 am, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 53,785 notes ]


gimpnelly:

Trigger warning for rape and sexual assault.

sansaswift:

TW: Rape

David Choe jokingly admits to being a “successful rapist”.

"It’s dangerous and it’s super self destructive. I’m at a place and there’s potential for a lawsuit…and she has given me no signs that she’s into me or that this is appropriate behavior. In my head I go "Do you care if I jerk off right now?" and it sounds so creepy in my head that I go I can’t say that out loud … So I go back to the chill method of you never ask first, you just do it, get in trouble and then pay the price later."

"…So I just start jerking off. So then her hands gets off my leg and she just stops … I go "Look I’m sorry I can’t help myself — can you just pretend like I’m not doing this and you continue with the massage?" And she’s like "All right" and she does  … I’m like "Can I touch your butt?" and I reach out and touch her butt and she pulls away. She doesn’t want me to touch her butt."

[…]

"… I say "Kiss it a little," she says "No, all the massage oil is on it" and I take the back of her head and I push it down on my d**k and she doesn’t do it. And I say "Open your mouth, open your mouth," and she does it and I start facef**king her."

Rape culture is literally admitting to raping somebody and publicizing it online because you’re that sure nothing will happen to you — and nothing does. 

Holy shit.

  5:38 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 681 notes ]


ladygirlwoman:

"Sanrio’s Gudetama TV Anime Shorts to Premiere on March 31, 2014 Sanrio has announced that a television series of shorts featuring its egg character Gudetama will premiere on March 31, 2014 on the Asa Chan television program.
Gudetama joined Sanrio’s character line-up in 2013. According to the company, Gudetama is an egg that is dead to the world and completely lacks motivation. No matter what cooking method you use, Gudetama remains unmoved.”
Ho Ly
Shit

ladygirlwoman:

"Sanrio’s Gudetama TV Anime Shorts to Premiere on March 31, 2014
Sanrio has announced that a television series of shorts featuring its egg character Gudetama will premiere on March 31, 2014 on the Asa Chan television program.

Gudetama joined Sanrio’s character line-up in 2013. According to the company, Gudetama is an egg that is dead to the world and completely lacks motivation. No matter what cooking method you use, Gudetama remains unmoved.”

Ho
Ly

Shit

  4:19 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 1,759 notes ]


omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

(Source: koolroffenvena)

  4:13 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 263,615 notes ]


anogoodrabblerouser:

disquietingtruths:

universalequalityisinevitable:

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!

1. Kill alpha male types
2. Achieve world peace

Got it.

  3:27 pm, reblogged  by strawlyn, [ 84,388 notes ]